Quotes

"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."
- Alexander Graham Bell

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome."
- Booker T. Washington

"If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals."
- Lou Holtz

"Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time. Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."
- Vince Lombardi

"Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."
- Nicholas Murray Butler

“The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.”

-Confucius

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value."
- Albert Einstein

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
- Will Rogers

"The only source of knowledge is experience."
- Albert Einstein

"Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't."
- Pete Seeger

“Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”

-Steve Jobs

“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”

-Buddha

“Good fortune shies away from gloom. Keep your spirits up. Good things will come to you and you will come to good things.”

-Glorie Abelhas

"Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are."
- Bernice Johnson Reagon

"Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same. "
- Francesca Reigler

“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

-Roald Dahl

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

-Marianne Williamson

“We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.”

-George Bernard Shaw

“The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.”

-Vince Lombardi

“Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.”

-Earl Nightingale

"I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it."
- Pablo Picasso

“Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings.”

-J. Robert Moskin

“As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”

-John Fitzgerald Kennedy

“Our most basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.”

-Paul Pearshall

“Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.”

-Robertson Davies

"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful."
- Buddha

“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.”

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness.”

-Napoleon Hill

“Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.”

-Voltaire

“It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you're not a winner.”

-Vince Lombardi

“Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.”

-John Wooden

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

--Maya Angelou

"Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken."
-Warren Buffett

“Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.”

--Voltaire

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.”

--John Wooden

"Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success."
- Dale Carnegie

“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”

--Winston Churchill

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
- Albert Einstein

“Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.”

--Benjamin Franklin

“I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.”

--Mother Teresa

"Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements."
- Napoleon Hill

“Fears are nothing more than a state of mind.”

-Napoleon Hill

“I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.”

-Theodore Roosevelt

“People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.”

-Vince Lombardi

“An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”

-Mohandas Gandhi

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."
- Charles Darwin

“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

-Mark Twain

“A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.”

-James Allen

"Beyond every millisecond of existence is an infinite miracle of chance."
- Sean Maurice Hunt

“If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.”
-Mary Engelbreit

“If we shall take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures.”

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.”

--Red Auerbach

“At bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time.”

--Friedrich Nietzsche

“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”

--Oscar Wilde

“Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.”

-William James

“All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality.”

-David Allan Coe

“I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.”

--Charles Dickens

“Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.”

-Ann Landers

The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.

-          Carl Rogers

All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.

-          Arnold Bennett

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

-          Alexander Hamilton

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

-          David Frost

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.

-          Abraham Lincoln

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

-          Elbert Hubbard

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

-          Bill Cosby

"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching."
- Dennis Green

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.

-          Michael Jordon

Goodness is the only investment that never fails.

- French Proverb

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

- David Brinkley

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.

-          Auguste Rodin

To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.

-          Bertrand Russell

If there is no struggle, there is no progress.

-          Frederick Douglass

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

-          Albert Camus

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.

- Saint Thomas Aquinas

Nothing will work unless you do.

- Maya Angelou

Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.

- Jose Ortega y Gasset

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.

- Anne Frank

This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.

- William James

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.

- Theodore Roosevelt

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.

- Fred Brooks

The most important things in life aren't things.
-Anthony J. D'Angelo

I just figured out why I'm over weight! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, "For extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"

-Tina Howard

"We have fire-hydrants."

-Melissa Tyler

You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesn't that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie?

SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Whenever I delete an app on my iPod, the shaking icons make me feel like they’re all panicked over who’s getting axed.

Dishwashers should have windows.

If you’re cooking alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended, it could spell disaster.

In 50 years, a bunch of 80 year-olds will know all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song...

Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece...

Who else sits there and lets the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because they don’t want the person to know they’re ignoring them?

I am searching Facebook for people named Hontas...just because I think it would be cool to poke a Hontas.

There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”...

I’m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.

Honking the whole time isn’t going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese...

I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters.

Seriously, there’s a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos...

Life is so much easier with a sense of humor

The Walk of Shame: When you toss a paper ball in the trash, miss, then have to go get it.

Dijon vu: the feeling you’ve had this mustard before.

I wonder if the first person to ever pop corn thought they were under attack...

So many people on Facebook “Like” everything but grammar...

"That's what"-She

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Scissors eviscerates paper. Rock mortally wounds scissors. Luckily for paper, rock has been afraid of the dark since it was a little kid.

Now knows that when a 12 year old says something it's funny, but if an 18 year old says the same thing it's sad...

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I would hope in a hologram but it will probably still be in the mirror. Stupid scientists.

If you get invited to an AT&T executive’s wedding, don’t go. The reception will be terrible.

May the 4th be with you :)

Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched “ninjas”. The site told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played.

Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.

“That’s a cool chair.” “Yeah, I know. It rocks.”

"You'd be surprised how expensive is to look this cheap" -Stephen Tyler

Changed all my passwords to “incorrect” . That way my computer just tells me when I forget.

When the clock factory burned, there was some second-hand smoke.

I stepped on a cornflake this morning. I'm a cereal killer now!

Tip: Always say the stain on your shirt is from today.

I want to name my next pet Peeve.

I’m a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

They say “You are what you eat” so I guess we should eat skinny people.

I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.

Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter it and some when they leave it...

Let's play a game. I'll be Burger king and you can be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving' it.

Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a smack upside the head. Lets raise awareness.

Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

- I'm not weird, I'm normal with a splash of awesome, which sometimes confuses people!!

Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. “What are you doing? 

Why are you holding me?” “Just trust me.”

I heard Mayan calendars are selling like there’s no tomorrow.

It looks like a Christmas card in my back yard...and looking out the windows makes me think we're in a snow globe!

Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It’s rather embroidering.

Chinese proverb "man who runs in front of car get tired" " man who runs in back of car get exhausted"

Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”

ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me. 1 is green and 1 is blue...1 is peeing on my shoe...now I'm running 4 my life, cuz the red 1 has a knife!

feels like standing on the side of the road with a sign that says "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter" and see how much money I can get...

wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper. :p

When life gives you a bad romance, just dance, put on your pokerface, pick up your telephone and call alejandro!

The Canadians have declared war, they sent us Justin Bieber. We must retaliate by sending a bad American singer. Sorry Hannah Montana, your going to Canada.

Instead of “lol” I put “lsimhbiwfefmtalol” Laughing silently in my head because it wasn’t funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.

“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario

has come to realize that stupid people are put on this earth to keep everyone else entertained.

here's your sign, here’s your sign, here’s your stupid sign.

Just because you finally joined the dark side, does NOT mean that we have to share our cookies! All we said was that we have them. Not that we'd share them.

___/\_____________\O/_____ Swim kid! Swim faster kid! Faster, faster! Oh who am I kidding...Swim little shark! Swim faster little shark! Faster, faster!

How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?

Had a fight with my shoelaces this morning. It ended up in a tie.

Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

Bets cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni...

Good thing E.T. came out in the 80's...somehow I think "E.T. text home" just wouldn't have the same effect.

Facebook is like jail. You sit around all day wasting time, writing on walls and if your not careful you'll get poked.

Facebook is just like the fridge. You open and re-open it hoping something new is going to appear...but it just doesn't change

-Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.

I for one…. but that’s Roman numerals for you.

If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.

“FOILED AGAIN!” –Leftovers

Just to let everyone know: No matter how much I like you, I WILL shoot you if you turn into a zombie.

Santa loves the rich kids more.

Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup, somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing.

Is currently taking applications for an evil minion. Must be fluent in sarcasm and have a creative evil minion name. Please list name and proof of sarcasm below. Thanks.

-A. Dempsy

“Not trying to interrupt this outburst of obsession but um, Shakespeare wants his line back.”

- Nathan on the school for the gifted.

Me: "It is 5 weeks till spring break. What are we going to do for spring break? We should do something fun!"
M: "sleep"
Me: "Ok, so half the time is sleeping and one third the time eating, .... pause... Wait that doesn't work."

M: So I have been having nightmares of being stalked. I think its because of Twilight! I blame it on you!!!!

R: well I contributed...

A: Lol! You love Edward...and his stalkingness...admit it!

A: Ps I love how R wants to help take credit for your nightmares...another reason I love that girl :p

R: I need credit when it is due

M: OMG! So everyday I have had a creepy stalker thing happen!

A: um...details?

R: I fixed bruno mars's song on my blog, just to let you both know

M: I will try to find some time to blog about them this weekend! HAHAHA!

A: Rachael...Bruno mars....really....like really???

“That person just called me an Old White Guy, My Life Sucks!”

-T

Mom: Life is not a Race

T: Yes it is the more you learn when you are young, the more money you make when you are old.

“You tell People their problems and they fix it. You tell someone who smells they smell, and they wear deodorant. You tell a fat person they are fat then they fix it.”

-          T

"I told you before Obama became president blah blah blah..."-mom. "well look at the bright side, if the sun blows up, we have eight minutes before we can feel it."

-J

 
“I'm a video gamer, I don't have a life, I have lives.”

-J

 
“Battle is not about winning It’s about being indefeatable”

-School for the Gifted

“If one person believes in the impossible then it isn't impossible.”

-School for the Gifted

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.

Little by little, one travels far.

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

It's a dangerous business going out your front door.

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.

Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends.

'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'

Courage is found in unlikely places.

"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.

...for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.

The world changes and all that once was strong now proves unsure.

The world has changed.
I see it in the water.
I feel it in the Earth.
I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost,
For none now live who remember it.

Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its end.

It's wisdom to recognize necessity, when all other courses have been weighed, though as folly it may appear to those who cling to false hope.

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.

Valor needs first strength, then a weapon.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”

-J. R. R. Tolkien

“Evilness is good.”

-Mom

M: the striped underwear is yours (J) and the solid is yours (T)

T: No, I take off my underwear and throw it in J's room, He reuses his underwear. I wear underwear from the laundry room.

R: “It looks like we need to start really basic (on manners) I don’t think it says to wear clean underwear in the book (how Rude.)

T: The superman underwear is J's and the boxers are mine.

“Peace There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.”

-Henry Ford

“Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.”
- M. Kathleen Casey

“Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.”

- Baruch Spinoza

“Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.”

- Auguste Rodin

“To market, to market, to buy a fat pig,

Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.”

- old poem

“The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.”
- Richard Bach

“If it was fun it wouldn’t be called work.”

-Dad

“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”

- George Bernard Shaw

“Experience is the teacher of all things.”

- Julius Caesar

“The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.”
-Benjamin Franklin

“Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.”

- William James

“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.”
- Sam Ewing

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”
-Winston Churchill

“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.”
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

"Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
- Al Capp

“Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”

- Josh Billings

“It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way.”
- Aristotle

“All Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.”
- Allan Alda

“When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure.”
-Peter Marshall

“For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The only disability in life is a bad attitude.”
-Scott Hamilton

“Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.”
-Marcus Antonius

“It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.”
-Lou Holtz

Me “mom will you contribute to my new shoes fund?”

Mom” “yea”

J “You should contribute to mine too.”

Mom: “I just bought you new shoes”

J: “Oh I thought you said issues.”

“Stop singing, you make me cry” – C Cross

“Dance… No, don’t dance” C Cross

Mom: “Do you know what you are eating?”

T: “Don’t talk to me!”

T “You’re not clever because you don’t have anything that rhymes with your name.”

I put it (furniture) all the right place the first time and its all good – B. Marble (reply to “well did you ever move your furniture?”)- B. Marble

“I just can’t handle inequity; I also can’t handle giving all my money away. There’s a big conflict there.” – Dad

“I can’t text myself because I don’t have my number in my phone” – me

“I’m living off Wal-Mart gift cards” -me

“Aliens are invading my house and your telling me not to stress out?!” –mom

Quotes I found from lit

“I think therefore I am”

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“I am because I think.”

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“Your thoughts precede your actions

Say it to yourself everyday and it will be what you think, if you believe it hard enough it will       become you.

But if you were man enough you would admit to yourself that there was in you just the faintest   trace of a response to the terrible frankness of that noise, a dim suspicion of there being                     meaning in it which you could comprehend.

We live as we dream- alone

There is a taint of death a flavor of mortality in lies- which is exactly what I hate and detest in      the world- what I want to forget.

It was my imagination that wanted soothing.

I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself questions which I and only I could               answer.

Live with your head in the lion’s mouth

If they had understood they would have desired me to act just the opposite.

Consistently inconsistent.

I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me

Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t but if he was sane he would have               to fly them

He was a self made man who owed his lack of success to nobody

And you can’t let crazy people decide whether your crazy or not, can you?

That’s some catch that catch 22

I used to get a big kick out of saving people’s lives, now I wonder what the hell’s the point since they have to die anyway.

To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choose mobility as a means of transportation

Most this skull I look at it and I say, you got the wrong fellow, you may not believe in life but I   don’t believe in death

It is like an end of a chess came with few pieces the elements couldn’t be more simple nor the      stakes higher

The lower you are the higher your mind will want to soar

Success is not to be pursued, it is to be attracted by the person you become- Jim Rohn

“Given the choice between cheesy and real cheese I choose cheese, because it is editable, delicious, and not a petroleum product.”

-Me

“Its not an adventure without a little blood :)”

-Me

“I have been told half a dozen times this semester I am under 16. I even got to see Thor on a child's ticket, oops.”

-Me

“Benkinersophobia”

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"They didn't know I live on the other side of the mountain."- student teaching student

"The tsunami is somewhat subtle." - Expert on Hawaii news now

“If you plan it then it’s not an adventure” – title nine model

“Safety first, then danger” – Provo bike shop

“An adventure needs three things: fun, food, and getting lost.” –Mom

“It’s like the truth- only better” – switched at birth

“The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power” sir Frances bacon

“Question everything. Learn something, answer nothing.” Euripides

“Don’t think of me as a librarian. Think of me as a mad scientist; this is my secret laboratory.” –Marian in beautiful creatures

“If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.” Khalil Gibran

Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead” Ben Franklin

Everything means something. Don’t try to change something wild into something tame.” Amma in beautiful creatures

“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere” Martin Luther King Jr.

“It’s difficult to free fools from chains they revere” Voltaire

“I only assumed those dresses were costumes, based on the garish nature of the plumage.” Mason in beautiful creatures

“Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future” Ray Bradbury

“You watch yourself. One day you’re gunna pick a hole in the sky and the universe is gunna fall right through. Then we’ll all be in a fix.” –Amma beautiful creatures

“Ladies! Don't be fooled! Sometimes your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil!”- T. Bell

“They’re a little bit disgusting, but once you start eating it, you can’t stop eating it”- Dad

“‘Oh it’s a case of they think I’ll think that they’ll do A so they’ll do B because I wouldn’t think they’d think of that but then because I might think I know what they’re thinking they’ll do A after all because I wouldn’t think they’d think that way’ will said. Halt looked at him for a long moment in silence. ‘you know I’m almost tempted to ask you to repeat that.’ Will grinned, ‘ I’m not sure I could.’”- Ranger’s Apprentice

“An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A Ranger practices until he never gets it wrong. –old saying”

“one riot, one ranger”- old saying

“beauty fades, but cooking is eternal”- Will in Clockwork Angel

Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Barbossa: You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

“Absolutely nothing between the ears, completely blank” –Little Dorrit

“I have a conflict, it conflicts with the enjoyment of my life” community

“Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.” Ben Franklin

“If you’re a bird be an early bird and catch all the worms for your breakfast plate. If you’re a bird be an early bird but if you’re a worm sleep late.” Shel Silverstien

“Multiplication is vexation division is as bad, the rule of 3 puzzles me and fractions drive me mad.- anon

“Columbus did not discover a new world; he established a contact between to worlds, both already old” J.H. Parry –Spanish sea born empire 1966

“You need to put a little risk in life cause I figure everyone will die anyways- mom

“life is no fun without risks.”- mom

“It’s not worth the risk.” - dad

Little Things

Julia A. Carney
LITTLE drops of water,
Little grains of sand,
Make the mighty ocean
And the pleasant land.

Little deeds of kindness,

Little words of love,

Make our world an Eden

Like the Heaven above.

“good better best, never let it rest till your good is better an your better best”- anon

“tom tied a kettle to the tail of a cat, Jill put a stone in a blind mans hat, bob threw his grandmother down the stairs and they all grew up ugly and nobody cares.” Anon

“Well done is better than well said”- Ben Franklin

“One of gods greatest gifts to man is freedom of choice.”

- Pres. U. Eldon Tanner

“Gone but not forgotten is the confidence I had in myself.”

 – unknown

“If you don’t show your teacher you are a good artist then they won’t expect good art from you.”

- Alex

“We will be happy when we are dead.”

-Brother Toma

“Learning is a change in overt (outward) behavior.”

- Kim Petersons professor

“patience is a virtue”

“bread always gets me”

–mom

“bread makes you fat!!!”

- Scott in Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

“It worms my heart”- Mr. Huston

“The world has changes I feel it in the water I feel it in the earth I smell it in the air. Much that once was is for none who live remember it.”- LOTR

“It was in this moment when all hope had faded.”- LOTR

“To the race men who above all else desire power.” - LOTR

“But they were all of them deceived.”  –LOTR

“But the hearts of men are easily corrupted.” - LOTR

“And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History because legend, legend became myth.”

“(Chuckle) I love taking you (me) up here, cause it always seems so foreign to you.” – Sis. Newman

“It looks like the edge of the world.”

- me

“Freedom can not exist without discipline, self- discipline and rights cannot exist without duties. Those who do not observe their duties do not deserve their rights”

- Oriana fallacy

“Where there is no god all is permitted.”

 – Fyodor Dostoyevsky the brothers Karamazov

“You take a bad boy and make him did holes all day in the hot sun and it turns him into a good boy. That your philosophy here at camp green lake.”

- Holes

You cannot change someone you can only change yourself- me?

Luck is where preparation and anticipation meet- unknown

Dream as if you live forever, live as if you die today- James dean

“I have a pot that sounds better than that.” Mr. Kinkade (band teacher)

I don’t small like an orge, I look like one… alright I smell like one.” Mr Kincade

Close, but you wouldn’t win a prize- Mr. Kinkade

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end. Its already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Shultz

We life in an age in which traditional beliefs have been attenuated, ridiculed, and mocked. We desperately need leaders who can defend them and just as important we need leaders who can tell why they are worth defending- William J bennet

Tis fine to see the old world and travel up and down among the famous places and cities of renown, to admire the crumbly castles and the statures of the kings but now I think I’ve had enough of antiquated things. So its home again and home again, America for me my heart is turning home again and there I long to be in the land of youth and freedom beyond the ocean bars where the air is full of sunlight and the flag is full of stars- Gordon b hinkly

You belong to the greatest nation on the face of this earth. Yours is the only nation that has been Victorious in war and never claimed any territory as a prize of conquest. Your people have given millions, even billions to the poor of the earth and never asked for anything in return. Rather even after coming off as a conqueror you have poured yet other billions to revive those who had been your enemies in bloody conflict- Gordon b Hinckley

In my youth I have seen the attracts on my country my heritage and my values- and I am still proud and will hold to them- me

You use the name of deity in the declaration of independence and the constitution of the United States and yet you can not sue it in the school room- Margret Thatcher

Where the spirit of the lord is there is liberty- 2 cor. 3:17

God bless America for it is his creation- bordon b hinkly

Love is the only force that can  erase the differences between people or bride the chasms of bitterness, love like faith is a gift of god. It is also the most enduring and most powerful virtue- Gordon b hinkly

You have the capacity to do what god wants you to- sis Hutchins

Technology is wonderful, but sometimes it doesn’t work- Mr. kenifel

Of course it’s the last place you look. If you find it why would you keep looking- unknown

Always remember you are unique just like everyone else- Alison boulter

The sky is the limit

We did this for you- sis Dalton

If not so then the whole earth would be utterly wasted at his coming- sis Dalton

I see youth who can stand in holy places and be not moved- sis Dalton

They did observe to obey every world of command with exactness- bro. maines

That their mothers had taught them- elder Richards

That you may do these things to lay up treasures in heaven- elder Richards

Id you can’t speak English don’t speak anything at all- me

You cannot step twice into the same river- Heraclitus

I don’t care if those raisins were grapes, you are going to eat them.

I don’t like the classes that I learn in- me

Gee, why get so scientific, I thought the blue blood and red blood was because of the temperature on the water faucet- Alex

Eats little drinks little sleeps little thinks much and indefatigable(tiredness) in the pursuit of his objects- a contemporary of Samuel Adams

You can kill a man but you can’t kill an idea- Medgar Evers

There is something a little fishy about this chicken- Alex

Sir I'm the present of the electronics club, math club, and chess club, if there is a bigger nerd here please point him out- day after tomorrow

Uh guys, there another section on tax laws that we can burn- day after tomorrow

Honesty and honey are a lot alike, if you aren’t careful with either you may end up in a sticky mess- Laura Ericson

If the world didn’t suck then we would all be floating in space- Patrick flint

If you would have peace, prepare for war- Cicero

Oy what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive- unknown

Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent of what you make of it

It is apparent that each of our bodies is a temple some of us have temples that look as if the maintenance crew retired 3 years ago – ensign ept 1990 28

Be careful of what you say because even the walls have ears- Beth brown

Out of the mouths of babes came words you shouldn’t have said in the first place

Imagination is more important that knowledge- Einstein

The brain is an amazing thing. You can keep putting things into it and it never fills up – me

If there be trouble left it be in my day that my children may have peace- Patrick Henry

Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself- Ben Franklin

Experience is a hard teacher, she gives the test first hand and the lesson afterwards- Vernon low

Each of us is a moon and has a side others never see- mark twain

If everything is heading your way then you must been in the wrong lane

Laughter is not happiness- Beth brown

In times of trial we find out who our true friends are- Cicero

Winning isn’t the most important thing it is the only thing- uince lombod

We have two ears and one tongue so we may listen more and speak less- publilius syrus

Liars must have good memories

Ill live forever or Ill die trying

This election, it’s the beginning of the end- me (obama)

If kerry wins im running out and buying my year supply of everything- mom

If kerry winds it is the begiing of the end- mom

Looks like our country is making a right turn- mom

Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something- princess bride

If you build it, he will come- field of dreams

Hueston we have a problem- appalo 13

One day I woke up and everything I had was stolen and replaced with an exact replica- unknown

You must first enable the government to control the governed and then enable it to control itself.- Madison

If men were angles no government would be necessary- Madison

Ambition must be made to contour act ambition- Madison

Men at sometimes are masters of their fates, the fault, dear Brutus, is not in the stars but in ourselves that we are underlings- ceaser

Fortune faceers the grave- Vergil

Hunger sweetens beans- roman saying

Practice makes permanent-

 We are ultimately judged to be successful not by how much we take for ourselves but by how much we give away to others- dale Carnegie

If you don’t use it the way it was made to, it will break- dad

To learn a little is dangerous-

May it be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights have gone out- lotr

It’s not having what you like, but liking what you have- yw object lesson

Gratitude is twin sister to humility; pride is the foe to both- James e talmage

The lord desires his saints to be free and independent in critical days ahead but no man is truly free who is in financial bondace- Ezra Taft Benson

We must recognize that fanatical problems are the reason for much unhappiness and are certainly major factor in family difficulties and divorce

The lord had told us that if we are prepared we shall not fear- Franklin d Richards

For attractive lips,
Speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes,
Seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure,
Share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair,
Let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
For poise,
Walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things,
Have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed,
And redeemed; never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
You will find one at the end of each of your arms.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;
One for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.- Audrey Hepburn

That’s what makes you beautiful

The devil can cite scripture for his own purpose- Shakespeare

War is a cowards excuse to avoid the problem of peace

The only reason for time is so everything doesn’t happen at once- Einstein

I put my heart and soul in my work and lost my mind in the processes

If everything is under control you are not going fast enough

If everything is going your way you must be in the wrong lane

I am always doing what I cannot do so I can learn how to do it- Picasso

Your mind can only hold one thought at a time so make it a positive and constructive one.-

Old people should look like old people- me

If you can doge a wrench you can doge a ball- dodge ball

If you stop hitting your head it will stop hurting- dad

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first- riley pool national treasure

Right, the aliens helped them- riley pool national treasure

Let me take a moment, is this how you feel all the time, I mean other than now? – riley pool national treasure

People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do-

The day is for honest me, the night for thieves- Euripides

The mind is its own place and in itself can make haven of hell and a hell of a heaven- john Milton

Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, today is reality- make the most of it-

Sometimes you win, sometimes you don’t and this is a time you don’t- me

Wise use of sugar cane- Katie coon

Time is the wise man’s treasure-

Communication is a two way process of exchanging ideas attitudes information and feelings

Good communication skills form a foundation for good leadership

Love is the universal language and leadership is love in action

That’s not enough you shall teach such a a way no one will mis-understand- pres Romney

Agree to disagree

Watching movies is like reading a book but without the reading. - Me

Since I’m allergic to pain I didn’t mind his treatment at all- the bishop’s horse race

After all he (god) can do integral calculus in his head- Henry eyring

Here is the spirit of true religion an honest seeking after knowledge of all things of heaven and earth- Henry eyring

God created the world, and my faith doesn’t hinge on the detailed procedures he used- Henry eyring

The fundamental principal that has guided my religious life is that I needed believe only what is true- Henry eyring

There are all kinds of contradictions in religion that I don’t understand but I find the same kinds of contradictions in science and I haven’t decided to apostatize from science- Henry eyring

Learn everything you can and what ever is true is part of the gospel- Henry eyring

No member of this church can stand approved in the presence of god who has not seriously and carefully read the book of mormon- pres Joseph fielding smith

Every lader day saint should make the study of this book (bom) a lifetime purist- ezra taft benson

I am obligated as a lds to belice whatever is true regardless of the source. Questions involving age of the early pre-adamic man, or organic evolution may seem to us to be interesting and important however I doubt that god thinks they matter enough to have provided definite explanations in our currant scriptures- Henry eyeing

Every end is a beginning- 5 ppl you meet in heaven

The bigger the island of knowledge the longer the shores of wonder-

To get knowledge you have to read in order to read you have to have knowledge

Stick to things as they really are, distrust novelties

We are as different from our separate selves as we are from each other- michel dy montagure

People are stupid- mr Houston

Listen to me now and hear me later- mr Houston

You have to be differ world to make a difference in the world

The greatest gift I ever gave was to give up the thing I most love to the god I love most

Friendship comes who silence between two people is comfortable

Is there really lava in those lava lamps- A. lambertson

There is a point beyond even which justice becomes unjust- sphodes

Duct tape is like the force it has a light side and a dark side and holds the world together

The body is not behind the mind but the mind behind the body

Luck is what happens when opportunity meats preparation- jhon glen

Superman has morals he has ethics he is unrelentingly good because of that I will win- lex luther

Work like you don’t need the money love like you’ve never been hurt dance like nobody is watching sing like nobody is listening lice like it is heaven on earth

You go to Mexico a really exciting place and what do you bring back… a tee shirt… and for valentines day I get… really unexciting hot chocolate and I bet it is even original- alex

If I agreed with you we both would be wrong

Peta- people for the eating of tasty animals

I like your sleeves- napoleon dynamite

I spent it in Alaska hunting wolverines

So did you shoot any of them?

Yes they were attacking my cousins what would you do in a situation like that- napoleon

There was a family back a long time ago with lots of allergies and that’s how the German language was born- mom

But I only take showers once a week- jake

You should slide down with Patrick- janae

Eww gross- Kevin

Just because I only take a shower once a year- Patrick

You can walk home Patrick- me

Life is a roller coaster- sometimes boring and sometimes exciting- me

Never mind the horse being poor- load the wagon, savvy

The wheel that squeaks get the grease

A penny saved is a penny earned

Red sky in the morning

Sailor take warming

Red sky at night

Sailor take warning

Penny wise penny foolish

An apple a day keeps the doc away

The ruminative relationship between god and man is unpinned by the voratious communion of man and self. Meditation wen grounded upon the aforemention of principal facilitates our catholic understand of our lords parllaclion will a cornucopia of spiritual will resolce- karol marrs

When the tide is out the table is set- gee gee

Clean desks/cluttered mined

“The early bird gets the worm.”- Common Saying

“Change a bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.”-

“I’d rather be an old mans darling than an old mans slave.” - Geegee

“It’s just as easy to love a rich  man as a poor man.” - Grandmamma

“Is worth the view.”- Common saying

“Love an jealousy are always born together but don’t always die together.” -

“When the going gets hard look back and see what you have accomplished.”-

“Trevor why is there a piece of pbj in the brown sugar” - me

“Mom, I don’t think a spoon works the same way as a piece of bread in the brown sugar.”- me

“Time is of the essence.”- common saying

“Life is a race a against time.”

“We sold them that frozen piece of ice.”- Russians in the play In Alaska

“Fear is the mind killer.” – Dune by Frank Herbert

“Success is 10% inspiration and 905 perspiration.”- Thomas Alva Edison

“Nobody underestimates his own troubles.”- Sallust

“Work doesn’t help you, it hurts you.”- Alex

“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”- Einstein

“It’s more manly to eat bad milk.” – Trevor

“This is Emerica, it’s two L’s in Quesadilla.”- Trevor

“I was always hindered by the fact that everyone knew who I was.”- Me

Mom: What did you learn in your rifle shooting merit badge?

Jake: (looking down) Don’t aim guns at people…

Jake: (looking up) I don’t aim real guns at people, Mom.

“I always thought you should strive to make your life resemble a Lord of the Rings novel as closely as possible. Without the orcs or giant disembodied eyes of course.”- Faking It

“I like this shirt because when I am sad I can look down and see that life is good and I can smile.” – Jake

“Many good things come in pairs”- Alysha Jivani

“We believe childhood breeds our problems but the answers lie within ourselves.”- Me

“Dreams are an escape from our reality as well as a hope for a better future.” – Me

“They (the Library) were profiling Vance, you look like a terrorist, it’s the beard.” – Mom

“Life’s too short to wait, except for the beep.”- Faking It

“Life is what happens when your busy making other plans.”- Faking It

“Really everything’s beautiful if you look at it the right way.”- Faking It

“Those who think it’s permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.”- Faking It

“People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of honesty.”- Faking It

“Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies”

“White nijas wanna be black and black nijas wanna be white.”- Faking It?

“Cats can see the dead. That’s why they stare at things the way they do for so long, like they’re just lookin’ into thin air. But they’re not. They’re lookin’ through it.”- Amma in Beautiful Darkness

“The truth is the truth. ‘Rarely pure and never simple,’ as Oscar Wilde would say.”- Marian on Beautiful Darkness

“All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.”- Galileo

“that’s what it does, it (a fart)  follows you.”- Jake

“So I was lying there (on the classroom floor) with a dart (imaginary) for 20 min. until Alex Hales walked buy and pulled it out.” – Jake

“I’m going to delete all my friends that are not as pathetic as me so I can feel good about myself.” – Me

“The great thing to know is when to speak, and when to keep quiet.”- Seneca the Younger

“More law, less justice” – Cicero

“When you want to teach be brief.”- Horace

“He who is everywhere is nowhere.”- Seneca the younger

“Dog and cats living together, mass hysteria.”-

“He who dies with the most toys still dies.” –

“Eat right, diet, exercise… die anyways.” –

“Ugly readheadded stepchild.” –

“Burning daylight.”-

“It’s in storage” – L. Brandau 

“Slower than molasses.”-

“Older than a witches memory.” –

“Slicker man worm snot on a door nob.”-

“You look like a rag muffin.” – Evelyn Tumer- Grandma Kilgore

“If you’re not educated don’t speak because it shows your ignorance.”- Grandma Kilgore

“What’s right is not always popular and what’s popular is not always right.”-

“Keep the white in your life.” – Gordon B. Hinckley

“Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.” –

“Cease the day.” –Shakespeare

“This isn’t Kansas anymore Toto.” – Wizard of Oz

“There’s no place like home.” – Wizard of Oz

“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” – A Tee shirt

“Live long and prosper.” – Spock

“What if I am the only sane one and everyone else is insane?”-

“To be or not to be”- Hamlet

“One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.” –Neil Armstrong

“A man said to the universe ‘Sir I exist.’ ‘However’ replied the universe, ‘the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.’”- Stephen Crane

“The proof of a poet is that his community absorbs him as affectionately as he has absorbed it.”- Walt Whitman

“War is at best barbarism” – William Tecumsen show

“Who will watch the Watch Men?” – Suvend

“It’s better to trust in common sense than in luck.”-

“Be bold! You cannot cross a wide canyon with two small steps.” – Dale Carnegie

“No success can compensate for failure in the home.”-

“He who scatters thorns, let him not go bare foot.”- Ben Franklin

“No one is able to flee from love and Death.”- Publikus Syrus

“Going to Hxxx is easy, its going back that’s hard.”-

“Colors fade, temples crumble, wise words endure.” – William Thorndike

“Why be Catholic when you can be Mormon?” – Mom

“Yeah… It’s the same thing but completely opposite.” – Me

“Life is a rollercoaster, you go up and you go down.” – Me

“It’s moist and clumpy.” – K. Coon

“I don’t really have anything on the top of my head.” -R Murphy

“Don’t ask me what I said because I don’t remember.” – Mr. Kiencade

“Make the best o’ things the way you find them.” Jim – Huck Finn

“If anything could go wrong it will go wrong.” – Murphy’s law

“Sometimes it’s worse to win a fight than to loose one.” – B. Holliday

“Some remedies are worse than the disease.” – Publilius Syrus

“It is foolish to fear that what you can not avoid.” – Publilius Syrus

“Even one hair has a shadow.” - Publilius Syrus

“Whatever he likes be sure to take it off our grocery list.” – Dennis the Menace

“Enough mud will stop a car.” – Me

“Fly away fly away over the sea, sun loving swallow, for summer is done. Come again come again, come back to me bringing the summer and bringing the sun.” – Christina Georgton Rosseti

“Mirror mirror tell me Am I pretty or plain? Or am I down right ugly and ugly to remain? Shall I marry a gentleman? Shall I marry a clown? Or shall I marry old knives and scissors a-shouting through the town”- Anon

“The man in the wilderness asked of me, How many strawberries grow in the sea? I answered him as I thought good, As many red herrings grow in the wood.” – Anon

“We ought to encourage our children to know their relatives, we need to talk of them make effort to correspond with them, visit them, join family organizations, etc…” – Pres. Kimball

“People don’t care how much you know till they know how much you care.” –

“”you can count how many seeds in an apple but not how many apples in a seed.”-

“The first thing you do to destroy a person is take away their heritage.” –

“Death is just another road to be taken.” – Me

“Gratitude is deeper than thanks… Thank-fullness may consist merely of words, gratitude is shown in acts.” – David O. McKay

“One of the evils of our time is taking for granted so many of the things we enjoy.” – James E. Foust.

“An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns but never looking up to see where they came from.” – The Diction of Thoughts

“Gratitude begins with attitude.” – Gordent T Watts

“Joy and happiness are born of gratitude.” – Gordent T Watts

“Some murmur when the sky is clear and wholly bright to view. If one small speck of dark appear in their great here of blue. And some with thankful love are filled If but one streak of light one ray of god’s good mercy gild the darkness of their night.” – Richard Cheneux Trenen

“You are what you eat, you eat Mexican, therefore you are Mexican.” –Trevor

“I’m an intelligent person because I have lots of book shelves.” – Jake

“They are not real chicken or if they are they have been abused.”- Rachel Bean

“Parking lot lines prove human stupidity.” – Me

“We don’t need (Halloween) decorations, we have live spiders.”- Trevor

“Yeah, Jake’s on the toilet crying, “It hurts, It hurts.””- Alex (about fiber)

“Great souls are deeply moved with gratitude for simple favors.”

“time distance and hardships can overwhelm a friendship or prove it’s strength.” – service planner

“A resourceful individual is not surprised by circumstances dismayed by misfortune, cowed by challenger, or arrogant in accomplishment.” – service planner

“Whether you think you can or that you can’t your are usually right.” – Henry Ford

“Whoever fears failure limits opportunity.” – 7^th grade planner

“life is shaded though and through mostly by your point of view. Count your troubles, you’ll be sad, count your blessings, you’ll be glad.” – be happy pamphlet

“Alone you can only do your best, but competition can challenge you to do even better.” – service planner

“if you can be content with little, you have everything.” – 7^th grade planner

“success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.” – Robert collier

“If we could collect all that truly matter in one place, odds are we’d be surrounded by caring faces with not a possession in sight.” – service planner

“A good example has twice the value of good advice.” 7^th grade planner

“Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.” Winston Churchill

“Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.” Ralph waldo Emerson

“I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.” –Confucius

“He climbs highest who helps others up.”- 7^th planner

Even with such handicaps, Colonel Cargill could be relied on to run the most prosperous enterprise into the ground. He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.- catch 22

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. If he flew them, he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to, he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.- catch 22

Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing.- catch 22

That's some catch, that Catch-22. It's the best there is.

"Between two throw-ins in a soccer game, right behind my back, three thousand people had been put to death."- BOROWSKI, Tadeusz

“ I think therefore I am overqualified.”

Ron Burgundy: Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
-- Robert Vallett --

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt --

In the Midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you.
-- Deepak Chopra –

What lies behind us and what lies before us are
small matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.
- Robert Louis Stevenson -

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

If you're going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit
to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
- -Ralph Waldo Emerson –

The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind.
-- Dr. Wayne W. Dyer –

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.
-- Sir Winston Churchill --

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that,
but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain --

"People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care."
--John C. Maxwell

 

  Fat Amy: I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.

so your into pedophiles? (to megan) W. Adams

"me. psh. stop eatting just cause im sick a (our family name).- H

"ive been sleeping all morning. im sick and tired of sleeping.- H

who wants my fat? -J

your a pineapple man. all hard and prickly on the outside. all sweet and mushy on the inside.- a movie

I'll forgive you, cause your from another planet- e. Hansen

Magic (math) happens- E. Bean

spontainous, like a classy crazy- E. Bean

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them"- Ralph Waldo Emerson

That is my hyena laugh- E. Hansen?

If you don't fart during yoga you are doing it wrong- E. Hansen

(Watching Oklahoma) "How you are feeling right now, that's how I feel when I watch Lord of the Rings"- E. Hansen

"It's valentines day, we are doing math, there are feelings all round us." - T. Madsen

"It makes the hair on your arm stand up."- T. Madsen

"It get's your heart beating, it's one of those love hate relationships where you love the thing that hurts you. Let's see what 6.2* #49 does to us." - T. Madsen

"Math isn't stupid but it feels like it sometimes."  -T. Madsen

"Math is a pointy thing, it needs to be hugged the right way. Math needs to be loved and hugged." - -T. Madsen

"You get smiley points for trying."- -T. Madsen

  "You don't have to travel to the bottom of the ocean to figure out this is true." -T. Madsen

"It's like Christmas, you can have everything you want: L'hpital's rule. What do you want?"- -T. Madsen

"I'm always afraid I'm going to get fired for trashing the country".... meaning (University)- -T. Madsen

  “You’re sailing a boat, and if this doesn’t rock the boat a little bit, there is something wroing with you.”

 -T. Madsen

“hopefully something tingles inside your brain a little bit”--T. Madsen

“have you ever had one of those kinder eggs? And you say ‘Mommy I’m so happy there’s a problem more inside.’”- -T. Madsen

“I figured arm: Foot” E. Aran

“Don’t think, Just erase” – -T. Madsen

“they just say 99% in case someone is Darth Vader” –Alex

“It would be sad if OU was not equal to one then.”- -T. Madsen

“It’s like young people, ‘Like totally, like absolutely,’ the absolute value.”- -T. Madsen

Benadryl is a really pretty color!- M. Robison

I don’t want to always be Robin- teen wolf

Black people drive white cars, white people drive black cars- so it works- trevor

sometimes bad tests happen to good people- -T. Madsen

Have you ever taken a dump in the woods? It's amazing! I had an epiphany out there- T. wilson

creamer plus water equals milk-E. Aran

If it's not latin it's math, if it's not math it's nothing.- E. Hanson

Drive Thru guy: What would you like to order?

MOm: an Ice-cream cone.
DTG: ok, what flavor

me: why do you have to ask so many hard questions

....

mom: I think I am going ot have to come inside

I think better when I am eating- Little

I believe in balance, the weight of the food should equal the weight of the dessert- Dad

See the cat, see the Cradle?- Cat’s Cradle

Well have some cake and congratulate yourself that you’re no longer in that relationship.- R. Bean

Me: Gosh darn it! I hate when I do that!

Me: What??

Me: eat all the food so there’s none left for me.

Castle: take your time. Relax. He’s a moron.

Author: He said it was important.
Castle: How does he know what’s important? I could carve a better man out of a banana.

-          Cats cradle

I think, therefore I am, therefore I am photographable- Cat’s Cradle

Me: how are we even friends?
Jensen: Lack of options

Tell her we are anti social so we have plenty of time to do schoolwork- trevor

Part of receiving is the responsibility to give, because others have extended their helping hand to you. You have a responsibility to make yourself available to others- Zelwig letter

Some believe their ability is limited by how much they can do. My ability is limited by how much I can learn.- me

Rachael- im eating too much trial mix
Emily-fatty!!!

Rachael- cries

Rachael-I’m going to take a shower
Emily: Can I get my shower stuff out?
Rachael: No Im holding it ransome!!!
Emily: Please please please
Rachael: No no no
Emily: meanie, why did you stay and not Jessica
Rachael: Cries- sobbing
that’s the second time you made me cry today
Emily: no, when was the first time?
Rachael: you called me Fatty!!!

Underdeveloped personality

I was tring to decide to go back to school or not, then I decided I’ll just go teach college classes- M. Boecout

If your girlfriend has a problem with her boyfriend, never offer your opinion cause they’ll make up and you’ll be the bad guy- L. Little.

I’m glad they got johns picture in there- for a while they had his wife’s, can’t really tell the difference except he’s got the beard-C. Dicken

I am about to sonic- L. Laasch

I think the difference is: I don’t value the end result of my goals as much as I value the hard work it takes to accomplish them. Because the trophys and symbols someone gets as a result don’t show the true effort the goal really took. It is in the effort  a person gives that shows who they truly are. – me

What I knew about ok, it is flat and there might be trees- A. Crank

If your physical characteistics inhibit the safety bar from functioning properly you will not be allowed to ride. -6 flags

Don’t you dare put your hand in here (goldfish) after you touched a turtle- me

My eyes are bleeding, throbbing, staring at the phone, alone, why can’t I make you see, me, I lay my bleeding eyes to sleep, sheep, Dreams become nightmare, Beware, Away from me you run, sudden, I start shaking, waking, starting over, blinder, my eyes are bleeding – C. Dicken

Everyone suffer’s one of two pains, the pain of regret or the pain of discipline.

"hahaha! oh my rachael how I love you!"- Ash

"that's not fair! you can't ask someone on a date they actually want to go on!"

"She's been around you and she wants to date you?!"

Maybe being average in everything is better, because in the whole picture you are winning.


I should avoid it if it prevents me from feeling good about myself when I am alone with myself.

"I am not prejudice against muffins just because they don't have sugar on top. I like all muffins and don't discriminate based on size or color. ... unless they are black, I don't like chocolate muffins. "

In the middle of my dream I solved one of my test questions and realized I had solved it wrong in real life. It woke me up.

brandon "if I ever discover something i am going to name it X just to mess with people- Brandon B

now we know why physics is so hard, how many people before us said, well if I had to go through this...- Emerson

trevor: "I have 2 level ups until I have all my players at 90. I have the ferrari of world of warcraft I pretty much just see money laying around and don't pick it up in so rich.... if I played for 48 hrs straight I could do it, but I don't want to work. I just want to play" me "are you ready"  trevor "can I ust pretend that it isn't going to happen and when I get there I pretend I have been enchanted and don't remember anything before?"