panic attack

This is my panic attack.

I felt like I couldn't breathe, so I stood up and I was shaking. SO I realized I was having a panic attack.
I texed my friend for some advice on what to do, and this is what happened. (all via text)



once upon a time there was a donkey....


his name was donkey...


And he was sad because all of his friends called him an ass.


So he went to find the good fairy, he wanted her to turn him into a noble steed.


So, he climbed over mountains and crossed raging rivers and karate chopped a goat. until he finally came to the good fairy's dwelling....


He asked the fairy if she could turn him into a noble steed. The fairy said, you must climb the mountain wannahakaloogie and hak a loogie over the side of the mountain...


So he did. And it hit a squirrel...


 And he turned into a noble steed.


However, the squirrel told all of his squirrel friends what had happened....


 Then all of the squirrels in all of the land gained opposable thumbs and began work on their war machine.


 unbeknownst to the noble steed, he was about to be attacked in his sleep.



The squirrels used their war machine and sadly he was chopped into bits and sold to a Chinese man who was then able to open a Chinese buffet. The end.