Community Bathroom

I am pretty lucky. The bathroom is just around the corner. All I need to do is grab my key so I don't get locked out of my room and rush to the bathroom anytime there is a need. Well this is great except for the girls who are super loud at 4 am and wake me up as they are walking and/or sitting outside my room. My head is about four inches away, but if you can't see me I don't really exist right?
It is also really great when someone backs up a toilet. The smell is just heavenly. Often I find myself walking outside my door. Stopping, then smelling myself allover in horror that I smell SO bad. Then I realize, I live about 40 feet away from four ancient toilets and many inconsiderate girls.
But this is not the worst part of it all...

I get my toothbrush mug, and I walk unsuspectingly to the bathroom sink. There is another girl there, no problem I mean it is a community bathroom. Now, I have no problem with people (jk) but here it goes.
She has a skin regimen and I have known this for a while. I don't really have a problem with a skin regimen except that it is a pointless ocd thing. So she takes her hair towel, yes a hair towel and puts it on her head. It is like a headband but a towel so your hair doesn't get into your face. I think that is fine and I wonder when the last time it was washed.
Then she gets her finger wet. Ok, not a big deal. Then she wipes them on a yellowish hand towel. I'm a little grossed out. I know from sight that that hasn't been washed in a while. I will keep my stuff a good foot away.
then she gets out her cream. It is from some Chinese speaking place. She puts a dollop on her left palm. That is normal. Then she begins patting it. I think to myself that usually people mix it all together instead of pat the cream but you know, whatevs. So one side of her palm has a big clump of cream that has not been smoothed out and the rest of her palm has patted down cream. Not sure where this is going.
Ok, next she puts a spot of cream on her chin and her cheeks. That is normal, I agree. But this is where it goes wrong. She rubs her hands together and then rubs all that cream on her hands all over her face. Why do you put spots of cream on your face when you already are going to use all of your hands to rub it all over your face. It is not like you need to spread it out on your face and spread it out on your hands to spread it out on your face. This is a redundancy. And an OCD redundancy. Ugh.
Then she washes it off. She puts her face in a grotty sink and splashes water on the counter, the floor, the soap bin, my toothpaste, oh yea and on her face. Then she walks back and lets the water stream off her face on to the counter and the floor. Then she grabs her questionable hand towel and rubs it all over her face.
Ok, I'm not about to throw up just yet.
THEN she pulls out some oil based formula from china. she puts some on her two fingers on the right hand. Then rubs those fingers on to the other two main fingers on the left hand. Then she begins slapping these fingers on her face. You would think that she would make sure she would get this oil all over her face but no. Just the two thirds of the outside of her face, the middle of her face stays dry. I guess this is an oil for the not T zone of your face. BUT THE SLAPPING REALLY! DOES IT REALLY HELP YOUR SKIN!!!! I don't know. I guess more force will push the oil further into your skin because skin needs all the help it can get to absorb moisture. I am contemplating this for the whole 2 min that she is slapping her face, I am not exaggerating ( well maybe a little, but). Her face stays in one spot and her hands move up and down in parallel noise, I guess it is necessary. Slap slap slap slap tap slap splat slat tap slap splat slap slap. And she looks like she is in ecstasy while doing so, her head floating unmovable with slave four fingers catering her OCD pointless every need. Why all the slapping on just the outside of your face, what about the middle? Why the slapping? It is so driving me nuts.