See Food, hear food

So I am sitting down next to my computer and across the way I hear, squish, smack, smack smack squish, smack. I can not help but watch as food enters the mouth, the lips and teeth close and then the teeth as well as the lips open. Food is moved by the tongue and the jaw to the other side of the mouth and the teeth close but the lips DO NOT close. I am seeing food. I am hearing food. Nether of these things are acceptable in any sort of way in out culture. And this is a princess little girl. How did she earn 21 years of life Without someone explaining all the social protocol of eating. HOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? This chewing/maiming of food and the pollution of air with noise is so disturbing and unnerving.
Then I realize I am staring out of the corner of my eye at her. I have been doing this for 5 min without blinking. Something needs to be done or I will never be able to concentrate on anything else.